Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.