Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.