Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

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Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.