Sat Jokes

What did the black guy get on his SAT?

Watermelon juice.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What did the black man get on his SAT's?

BBQ sause.

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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Elevaders

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

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Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field