What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.