What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.