What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !