What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!