What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

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I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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They remove all attachments.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!