What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

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Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Chant Jokes More Chant Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."