What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

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Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Chant Jokes More Chant Jokes

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!