Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Barbecue Sauce Jokes More Barbecue Sauce Jokes

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.