What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.