What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.