What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.