What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.