What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.