What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.