What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.