How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....