How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....