How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.