What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.