What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.