What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.