Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".