How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.