How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.