How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck