Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam