Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.