How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.