What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.