What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Because they are the wurst.

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They have a mole on their body.

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Avacado's number.