Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)