Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)