Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Shopaholic Jokes More Shopaholic Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.