Brexit
When he was nailed on the cross.
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
Earth Day, it's all about recycling!
Another day.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Pound an alarm
Brexit has actually affected society.
He Brexit!