What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.