Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!