Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA