Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.