What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)