What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.