What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them