Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.