Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.