Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...