What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...