What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...