Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)