Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P