What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!