What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.