What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.