What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.