What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.