Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...