Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Agnostic Rock Band Jokes More Agnostic Rock Band Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Mumford Jokes More Mumford Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Haulin ' Oats Jokes More Haulin ' Oats Jokes

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.