Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

Mumford Jokes More Mumford Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Mount Rushmore Jokes More Mount Rushmore Jokes

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

What four man rock group doesn't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Agnostic Rock Band Jokes More Agnostic Rock Band Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.