4 People Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Mount Rushmore Jokes More Mount Rushmore Jokes

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!