OCDC
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
The clap.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
They send them through the Wash.
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
A Standing Blow-vation.