How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.