Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent