Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent