Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession