Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law