Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms