Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.