Traveler Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Time Travel Jokes More Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.