What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries