Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.