Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.