Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again."

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.