Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

4 Second Jokes More 4 Second Jokes

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you