Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Tardi Jokes More Tardi Jokes

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!