What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.