What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...