Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.