How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a lesbian version of Grindr?

Scisr.

What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Lesbian Carpenter Jokes More Lesbian Carpenter Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.