How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

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What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Lesbian Carpenter Jokes More Lesbian Carpenter Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.