What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.