What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.