Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

World Jokes More World Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!