Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!