Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!