Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

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Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.