Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.