7yo Jokes

What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son